Wassup Nessy
But no wonder she can’t be found – Loch Ness is the second longest, second deepest, and has the highest volume of water of any of the Lochs in Scotland. With a depth of over 600 feet at its deepest point, with extensive caves and black water, Nessy has us all fooled.
A fish called Nessy
We took a cruise on the Loch
for £12,
monitoring sonar equipment for USO’s (Unidentified Swimming Objects), and heard
many different theories and stories of sightings. The boat’s guide swore he had
seen one of Nessy’s humps six years ago.
I found Nessy!
It rained and was cold before
we got on the boat, but the clouds parted for our hunting mission. That £10,000
reward is worth getting wet for!
Nessybusters
Our absolute favourite part of
the trip was performing the Nessy Haka, inspired by that of New Zealand. Our
Haggis Adventures tour guide, Chris, assured us that if we believed, and
performed this dance in Nessy’s honour, she would appear to us.
“Come to me, come to me,
Nessy, Nessy!” we chanted and chanted, calling out, “I believe!”
Finding Nessy
But she must have been washing her hair and did not hear us.
The dance was ridiculous but
was the most fun of the whole tour.
I’m glad that Nessy stayed
hidden, it’s much more interesting that way. Last September sonar equipment
picked up a huge USO, which they believe is evidence the monster exists.
The Loch is so vast and the
water so dark, Nessy won’t be found unless she wants to be. Go you good thing!
Loch Nikki Monster
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